Welcome to my little cul-de-sac of the internet, where chaos is mostly contained and opinions are free, though best taken with a generous pinch of salt.

I’m just a millennial too broke for professional help, navigating the joys and absurdities of everyday life. This blog is where all the nonsense in my brain converges.

My toxic trait? Believing I can do everything with nothing but a YouTube tutorial, stubborn optimism, and a dangerously short attention span. Expect the inevitable fallout from this overconfidence: disastrous crafts, wildly ambitious hobbies, unsolicited takes on world events, personal reflections I’ll probably regret posting, and the occasional piece of creative writing that might actually be decent.

If you enjoy laughing at someone else’s misadventures and appreciate a chaotic mix of musings, you’re in the right place. Stick around — and feel free to leave your unsolicited diagnosis in the comments.

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